There is a common relation between girls and smokers. According to my friend’s theory, when girls say something, the general rule is to take the opposite meaning of it. This is true for ALL cases.
For example,
Situation 1: You ask a girl if she likes you. The girl says no.
Real situation: The girl likes you.
Situation 2: You hear your girlfriend’s stomach growling. You ask if she is hungry. She says yes.
Real situation: She isn’t hungry at all. You probably heard a dog growling.
This trend has been observed with smokers. When they light their first stick, they say that they will not get hooked on it. When you meet them a week later, they have evolved into chain smokers. The main point is, stop them before their first stick. If they say they are not addicted, they are.
And don’t ever try to understand girls, you can’t. ( quoted from Mr. Herd)
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